January 2012
crystalmath:
2011 was so yesterday
pwned americans
Kardashian Giveaway!!
lovejennersandkardashians:
Hey Dolls, So At Christmas I Received The Kim Kardashian
Perfume and The Kardashian Konfidential Book which has been signed by kourtney & Khloe! but i already have Them So Ive Decided To Give Them Away!
You Must Be Following
http://lovejennersandkardashians.tumblr.com/
the winner will Be Chosen On 25th January 2012
You Can Reblog As Many Times As You Want
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Kardashian Giveaway!!
lovejennersandkardashians:
Hey Dolls, So At Christmas I Received The Kim Kardashian
Perfume and The Kardashian Konfidential Book which has been signed by kourtney & Khloe! but i already have Them So Ive Decided To Give Them Away!
You Must Be Following
http://lovejennersandkardashians.tumblr.com/
the winner will Be Chosen On 25th January 2012
You Can Reblog As Many Times As You Want
...
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I was lighting fireworks with my neighbors and my dog started flipping out. It was kinda cute until he ran away.
December 2011
My sims are celebrating the New Year.
bigtimerussian:
ugly people that try to tell you that you’re ugly
My great grandpa.
Brother: I can't stop coughing and I can't find a medicine that will work.
GG: Did you try a laxative?
Brother: How's that gonna help?
GG: Then you'll be too afraid to cough.
watevvr:
cuz when ur 15 and someone on the internet tells you ur perfect ur gonna believe them
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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They should make a movie like "The Social Network"...
Think of the possibilities.
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
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Me: Hey what's going on, on Facebook right now?
Facebook: Before the 2k11 endz... LMS!!!!! Prettiest girl, hottest guy. TBH LAST OF 2011!!!
Me: Nevermind.
toocooltobehipster:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
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lamelesbian:
CONSTIPATED
OVER WEIGHTED
OUT OF STYLE
LOSER
Rules of tumblr
toocooltobehipster:
Don’t have this theme:
vocaroo:
omg this is what happened last year for new year’s
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lemunplej:
I have accepted the fact that it’s not butter and I am ready to move on with my life
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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Watchwhatidontexist:
jessicles:
fuckred:
y0ungfav0rites:
this is an extremely legit excuse
on why you should get a parrot
How teens and adults text
causeweliketopartaaaay:
jaywhypee:
talkingtomars:
turnipss:
johnegbertsmatesprit:
tomatoshades:
jakeenglishswaifu:
singlepixelsmiles:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u...
