is yoga a sport?
I hate it when people like my pictures, but nobody reblogs them.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel and becomes a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test.
if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them
I’m sorry for calling your salad a bunch of “gay-ass leaves.”
i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like bitch whatever
(Source: weirdteenblogger)
does it ever feel like coming on tumblr is more like a requirement and not something that you just enjoy doing because thats how it feels for me
Girls who smile and they look angry and happy at the same time

i think it’s funny that most of the grunge bloggers weren’t even alive at the same time as kurt cobain
I think it’s funny that most of the text bloggers weren’t even alive at the same time as when anglo-frisian dialects were brought to britain by germanic invaders
(Source: shavingryansprivates)
I may be a little weird but at least i didnt write fifty shades of grey
I was uploading some pictures on Facebook and this happened
when I put my hair up into a pony tail
that’s when you know it’s gonna be a bad day.
